First I did a google image search for “cabbage patch.” That turned up a bunch of creepy dolls. So I tried “cabbage patch gif.” Slightly better, but nothing mindblowing.
Then it occurred to me that there must be, somewhere on the internet, a gif of Tyra Banks doing the cabbage patch.
Duh, I was right.
Anyway, that’s how I’m feeling right about now, as I’m pretty frickin’ excited to be starting as a staff writer for Washington City Paper at the end of the month.