First I did a google image search for “cabbage patch.” That turned up a bunch of creepy dolls. So I tried “cabbage patch gif.” Slightly better, but nothing mindblowing.
Then it occurred to me that there must be, somewhere on the internet, a gif of Tyra Banks doing the cabbage patch.
Duh, I was right.
Anyway, that’s how I’m feeling right about now, as I’m pretty frickin’ excited to be starting as a staff writer for Washington City Paper at the end of the month.
Congratulations! I hope you love your new job.
What happened to the Walter Fauntroy story you posted on Washington City Paper website? I assume it was too hot to handle eh!
Thanks for the heads up! I have no clue what happened to the post and our online manager is looking into it. Perhaps NATO forces hacked us…
It’s back! Somehow got unpublished.
http://www.washingtoncitypaper.com/blogs/citydesk/2011/09/09/gather-round-and-listen-to-the-tale-of-walter-fauntroy/